I don't know if you'd consider pharmacology a "hard" science (I thought it was pretty hard when I was a medical student), but here is The Formulary Song.

Oh, and there's a line missing in the DT version. The third line of verse 3 should be:

"There's Miltown, Motrin, Medrol, Maalox, Myleran and Miradon"

Aloha,
Mark

fixed. Thanx Marc. S of DT