If you slather up sourdough bread with good butter, you can use it for the best Search Engine ever. Works slicker'n snot, lemme tell ya. Like in that old folksong, Keyboard Good 'n' Greasy.

Oddly enough, my brother just called asking if the 1997-era laptop I sold him had a USB port. I told him he was lucky it had a hard drive.

133 Mhz Hitachi, with Win95 and an external CD drive. He wanted to run the pix from a trail camera on it, so he could just take the computer to the camera (it's for photographing deer for deer season, so far he's only got a picture of his friend Niles bailing hay). I suggested he get a 3-way Dazzle drive and a second SD card for the camera and bring the pix home to his "big" computer.

He liked that idea.