I know why the Scots are selling out!

I've just seen the TV doco that explains that global warming is causing increased northern hemisphere rainfall and ice melting. This is causing the Gulf Stream 'heat elevator' to shut down in the near future, because the extra fresh water from the extra melting ice and the increased river flow from Siberia will dilute the salinity of the cold salty water that falls due to its higher density and then flows south to start the flow all over again. This will cause Scotland to freeze over solid, so they are selling out to the dumb English and all going to live in the south of France on the Med.