Who is the "WE" being spoken for here?
EVERYONE BUT YOU.

Who is the "US" who have to be first informed?
EVERYONE BUT YOU.

Just kidding Sham. As you well know WE are the infamous Gang of Seven.......otherwise known as "anonoymous fellow posters" who are engaged in the sinister task of destroying the Mudcat Cafe and taking control of it's owner who has now been duped into believeing that whatever they do and say is for the best. Opposing them is the gallant Private Shambles who refuses all reason and logic in his single minded pursuit to become the most paranoid and dumbest ass in the hemisphere.

Spaw