I spy with my little eye some hints on the hints thread, left by someone identified only as
"GUEST." Surely he--or is that you? must jest!

My deductive powers surmise that said Guest MIGHT be you, because:
1. He is male, which, being a Robert, you presumably are too.
2. He is a Brit or from the Commonwealth, because he likes football, yet clarifies that he means soccer, suggesting he knows his SS might be a Yank or some other barbarian.
3. He is vegetarian, and you mention you are of that persuasion in one of your posts.

So, Robbie, is that GUEST indeed YOU? If so, do you not want CDs because you don't have a CD player? If so, if a musical gift is in order, should I send you:
A. An LP
B. A musical instrument
C. A musician?

Your baffled, hornswoggled and otherwise in need of an aspirin SS 009