Dear Elf-Alpha and Sidekicks

There is NO WAY I would want to give you any extra work by trying to con you into more pressies. That wouldn't be playing fair (and I'd never ever thought of trying it :-) )

Bright yellow golf balls could be fun. Then I could play with the kittens in the dark with them. However spending time ruining a good country walk by hitting them with a club is not one of my usual pastimes.

You also have an interesting taste in music - I agree about the Ginger Baker!

I am looking forward to your visit and will try and be a good girl until then.

Lots of love and hugs
Tig xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx