Not to deviate too far from scatology but...

... back in my social worker days I had a client, fresh from Central Sate Hospit6al in Pwetersburg where many of my clients came from, who I placed in one of my many "home-for-adults" (borarding house) and got a call from the owner the followin' day...

"Ahhh, BObert, that guy we put in Room #3 has just informe3d the other residents that the second floor bathroom is off limits to the other residents on the 2nd floor..."

"Okay," I asked, "how has he done this???"

"Well, he wrote it on the door with, ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh.... well, it's brown an' yer gonna have to get this assh*le outta my buildin'!!!!"

I wish I had invented this story but, alas, no such luck...

Well, in social work everything goesa into a case file... Oh, how to state what has just occured???

Well, Ill guarentee that if one were to read every case file of every nutball client that has been serviced by the Adult Serives Division of the Richond Department of Welfare one would only find one reference to a "scatological artsit".....

Why me???

Bobert