I have 3 guitars, a banjo, a flute, a mandolin and a kazoo at home, next to my bed, my tv, my computer and my kitchen. I have another guitar and kazoo and harmonicas in every key at work (I own the damn place), oh and two mouth harps (who needs two mouth harps? See, I am sick). Never did it on the pot, but I sure sing in the shower. I made sure that there was a guitar at my cabin-in-the-woods in Northern Pennsylvania, as well as one at my parents house in Florida.

Oh, and because of my condition, I started this Web site called The Mudcat Cafe. That pretty much cinches it.