Amos,

First of all, I'd jus' like to fess up to my envy fir, not only the quantity, but quality of drugs you folks have at yer disposal on the left coast...

With that said, I have no doubts that the foxy and talented KT could teach me a lotta stuff but the blues ain't one of them... Ya see, me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule just got out the globe we bought at the 4-H yard sale and got to rollin' it 'round on the floor... Yeah, we used one of them cloth tape measurers that the tailers use and we discovered an alarmin' fact....


... ahhh, I's like an inch from Mississippi and KT is like, hmmmmmm, well over a foot... No, make that a foot and a half away from Mississippi...

What this means, in a nutshell (good term, Bobert) is that you is either nuts, stoned 'er both!!! Yup, even the Wes Ginny Slide Rule says so... Well, not exactly... The WGSL has it that yer chances of being nuts (40%) is less than bein' stoned (60%)... I had it the opposite, myself....

Bobert