Harry Lee Wigford. He was a dreadful disappointment. He performed wretchedly. I want my $10 back! The secret decoder ring has also been a big disappointment. It simply does not work. Folk icons have got to stop using these shoddy late night TV ads to flog their "product" on the airwaves. It's disgraceful.

Last week I took all my Harry Lee Wigford records, tapes, and CDs and dumped them in the local landfill. I am disgusted.