Drove by one of those self-storage places this morning. Wondered how they make any money. I mean, if you store your self, then who's gonna work to make the money to pay the monthly rental on the storage unit? And once the unit's rent gets a couple of months behind, will they auction your self off to the highest bidder? Maybe instead of trying all kinds of drugs and religions and self-help books in attempts to find oneself, it'd be easier to just wait until the self-storage place holds an auction and buy a self real cheaply.