Dear Gawd I have often prayed to be spared great conflict in mah life and such a one is now visited upon me. To be torn between the Flahr of the Singer Songwriter Chic Legion and the BEst Buddy Bluesman is plainly more than mah poor heart can bear, an' I can but ask that this cup be taken from me as I am divided in Luhuuuve as no man can bear to be.

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