The offspring of resistance.... Voltage? Current? Ohm's Law?

Oh, I forgot. You can't go Ohm again....

"Keep the Ohm fires burning...."

"Ohm, Sweet Ohm."

"Ohm on the Range" (a song about electric stoves).

"Ohm is Where the Heart Is."

Ah, moral dilemmas! Shall I stop, or shall I abandon all restraint? Resistance, he said, is futile. But then, can I keep these puns current? Perhaps I could put up an Ohm page on the web....

Ah, if on V did not = IR.... Ou sont les neiges d'antan?