Okay folks, it's been almost 4 years. Surely we're adult enough to let the naughty child in us have some innocent {??!!} fun.

Here's a version of the jingle bells rhyme that GUEST,Rob may have been referring to in his 14 Dec 01 post:

Dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go
crashing into trees
{bam bam bam}
the snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Oh no! I'm in the hospital
with needles in my head

Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa {Claus} is dead
because Rudolph took a 22
and shot him in the head
Oh, Barbie girl barbie girl
tried to save his life.
But Ken from Mexico
stabbed her with a knife.

{thanks to Alexandra, age 13 years}

Does anybody else remember another versions of this or other children's parodies?