Well, mostly I want to tweak some of the more rabid intellectual freedom types.

Now, I donated some stuff to the auction the Idaho Library Association recently held -- pairs of the "original" and the "deluxe" library action figurine from Archie McPhee, held together with a genuine rubber band that had been used in a genuine library, and each figurine personally autographed by Nancy Pearl herself. Seven sets, $90 per set, and the money going to a good cause.

But there are some....