If Ilda known, Mister Rapire, back when you was running that caravan up inter Idayho, that you was gonna end up talking like that, you know I woulda sent the SOCAL Surfing, Bikers, Tokers, Tanners and Granola Brigade out to intercept you. They woulda surrounded yer rentatruck with they Harleys and forced you to turn Southwest on a dime. They have means an' ways of altering even the most intransigent mindset, you know, do the SSBTT&G Brigade; their psyops are unrivalled inthe world.

If ONLY I'lda known....


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