The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #16815   Message #159834
Posted By: TerriM
08-Jan-00 - 12:51 AM
Thread Name: THE DAY THEY CAME FOR MUDCAT
Subject: RE: THE DAY THEY CAME FOR MUDCAT
< sounds of doleful mouth organ wailing in background, large, sweaty nurse enters but speaks in voice like Kenneth Williams:> "Okay, you lot, stop messing about! You've corrupted all the other inmates, turned every conceivable item on the ward into a musical instrument and drunk all the rubbing alcohol.There's an infuriated mob outside the gate demanding your release, a letter here from several famous actors saying they want no part of it and the Governor's gone on sick leave for the duration.If I hear She Moved thru the Fair one more time I'm gonna scream and, quite frankly people, you're more trouble than you're worth. That's it.... OUT!"