(Stage direction: Chuckle.) Perhaps, Rockhen, you should write a song about a hairdresser, non gender-specific. At least, then, you could work up the sort of intro that Vin Garbutt would use, based on this thread and your original observations.

Cyril Tawney wrote a moving song apparently sung by an abandoned, pregnant woman, in the first person. 'Bitter-Sweet Bed.' Just an observation.