G'day to you my Sarah-friend
I'm back to tease you once again
With hints I'll lead you 'round the globe
Confusing you en route, I hope
I love Australia, and I pray
That I shall go again some day
To see koalas up in trees
And lazy 'roos that scratch their fleas
You know, of course, already, though
That here's not where my home fire glows