I am weary to me bones, I am; I spent the whole evening rerouting a phone cable that had once been hidden beneath a carpet, and now had to run overhead behind a beam and down the opposite wall, because of the new flooring. But by Yiminy, when the geen-with-white stripes wire was finally married to the blue wire, the damn phone worked just as it shoulda. A small but distinct triumph.

In other news, the MOAB trundles, lurches, staggers, and drags her way to Mudcat history, a Granfaloon to Top All Granfaloons.

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