"If you go to a Thursday bazaar, where owning a single stall is a sign of prestige and every sale is argued to the tenth of a dinar, and try to sell them computer-based market analysis, because everyone knows that's how it should be, they will run you out of the bazaar on muleback."??

What happens if you go to a bazaar in Tuesday and try to sell them Quaker Oats?

Would they run you out of the bazaar on camelback or donkeyback?

What would we sell them at a bazaar that would be suitable?

What would we prefer to ride on if they still do not like what we are selling?

Maybe the Easter Bunny knows the answer.