"I suspect that even if a dynamic physics model suggests cow tipping is possible, the biology ultimately gets in the way: A cow is simply not a rigid, unresponding body."

-- University of British Columbia zoologist Tracy Boechler says cow tipping may owe its difficulties as much to Newton's second law of motion as the intoxication of the participants.

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A good thing we got that new flooring, with all this tap-dancing going on, Rap. First you say entropy is ineluctable and then you say except for Aunti Entropy. First you say you will, and then you won't, then you say you do, and then you don't... The secret is that entropy is ineluctable in uninhabited systems. Once someone takes up residence, all bets are off.

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