It's one thing planning your marriage to the wonderful Penny but quite another to buy the church to have it in! A clear case of one-upmanship. I hope Guy and Madonna don't find out. They'll go spare.
Are you buying the Ramada Jarvis hotel to have the reception in? What about the QE2 for the honeymoon? We might have to review our reward for performing at the reception. We could even be talking about real renumeration, ie., dosh!