An example of critical thinking:

"Hey, I hope that Saddam does regain his position of dictator!!!:

Brilliant. Hurts my eyes.

"Yeah, that's what I said..."

Reinforces the brilliance.

"The only thing that will stabilize Iraq, which Bush and all his men can't do, is Saddam..."

An expert on middle east peace has spoken. Maybe killing all the terrorists would work. Mybe sealing the borders would work. maybe a whole bunch of thins together would work. However this critical thinker knows the one and only thing that will work.

"Then send Rumsfeld over with a nice collection of goodies and a few pats on the back and next thing ya' know, Saddam is eatin' outta our hands again... Ready to gas the Iranians 'er whatever we need him to do..."

Do we need him to gas the Iranians? His history is gassing his own people, the Kurds. I guess Bobert thinks that was cool and wants an encore.

"Saddam was allways a company man... Even when he told Bush I that he was gonna invade Kuwair he go a "wink"..."

I don't know where Kuwair is. Maybe it was an airline. I do remember hearing a distress call from Kuwait pleading for someone to save them. Saddam's army was tying people to steel bedframes and springs, wiring them up to electricity and drilling holes in their heads with hand drills. Bobert says we need him to do that? Why can't Bobert do it himself?

"Then Bush I thought he's roll Saddam under the bus fir political reasons ehre at home (like popularity ratings, sound familiar???) and so Bush I let Saddam go into Kuwait so that he could have a ni8ce little war that was supposed to get Bush I re-elected... Problem is that he mis-timed things and the American people saw thru him a little earlier than thery have now seen thru the son..."

Bush already had the ratimgs and he knew the war would hurt him politically but the did it anyway. He stuck to his guns, unlike the anti-war weasels that cut and run when things get tough.

"But, yeah, I'd take a thousand Saddam's over what we got now which is an endless quagmire of folks diein' (at our hands) and so much of out tax bucks going to buy the bullets..."

A thousand Saddams would really cover the earth with dictatorial rule. The Bobert would be subject to summary execution ala Saddam.

I haven't heard of any American towns being massacreed by the administration. Maybe I missed something.

"So, yeah, Saddam.... We need you now more now than ever..."

So I assume Bobert speaks for all of us? Please exclude me from We.