A recording exists of Henry Morgan reading his "The Eighteen Bottles." Morgan wrote the bit. He recites it in a progessively tipsy voice. I believe it's available at various oldies record websites. It was recorded on a 45 rpm disc You'll fing it as "The Eighteen Bottles." I forgot the record label. It's a classic; hunt it down if you can. Listening to Morgan read it as a lush might is a roar. Stay sober!