There are too many hungry people in the world, and I think they should pay more attention to old folk recipies.

'What d'ye think we had for dinner,
Row, Boys, Row,
Water soup, but slightly thinner,
Row me Bully-boys, Row.'

Seriously, though, if you have two children and no food, the answer is staring you in the face.


also, you could eat your computer!


(I do hope that this is the comic troll that I suspect it to be!)