Do not feed the trolls, even if they're regulars here too. ;)

Anyway, the reason you don't find us women talking about vibrators when we're talking about pampering, is that it's a lot harder to get a decent foot massage or *time alone to do nothing but relax* than it is to get something up the pussy, whether man or vibe. Besides, that's not so much a thing of relaxation - at least, not until afterwards. *g*