Good morning one and all

I've lost my plectrums and capo at present

So I've cut a plectrum out of an old credit card and my guitar neck is swathed in old elastic bands

But I still sound like a cat in a dustbin being hit by a mallet

Silent Night! - it took me twenty years to play that

Monk jokes - wasn't there one that ends with 'it's your turn in the barrel'