Shred your cabbage (bok choy), shred your garlic, shred your hot peppers, shred your old newspapers, shred your old sneakers, and put them in a pot. Pour on a nice, heavy brine. Put a weight on the cabbage, etc. to push it down in the liquid. Put a lid on the whole thing and bury it under your bed for a month or so. Eat with rice.

Add more hot peppers and garlic in wintertime.