http://www.randi.org/encyclopedia/Rosicrucians.html
"the Ancient and Mystical Order of the Rosy Cross (AMORC) was begun in 1909 by H. Spencer Lewis, an advertising man in California. Lewis actually purported to change zinc into gold..."

"You are descending into absurdity."
That's just me dealing with AMROC on their own level... Fighting silly-string with silly-string as it were...

"you'll be wanting princesses to kiss you"
They're lined up out the door as I type this... ,-)