Oooops - got trigger happy with the return key then!

Well, Elmer, I may have been quiet for a while - pressures of business and so on, but...

Even as we speak, my elves are winging their way towards Kashmir to provide relief on your behalf, with a token from myself as well.

But so that you don't feel left out as all the other 'catters open their mysterious parcels, Rudolf and the other reindeer are, even as we speak, combing the aisles of the superstores and shopping malls to find a little something just for you...