I know these things because he left a two page note at the Reference Desk. I am so very frightened that I might consider quaking in my boots, if I wore boots to work today, which I probably won't.

Ranks right up there with the guy in Indiana who "knew" that we kept the Internet in the basement computer room and we'd better make it go faster. Yes, the whole thing was down there. We bought it, I guess, like we would a book or something.

Well, it was a full moon last night....