Hi, my name is Bobert and I'm an alcoholic... Yeah, I drink at least 6 beers every night, sometimes 8 'er 9 but, hey, I no onger drive after drinkin', no matter if it's one beer 'er three... But this is because I don't want to get busted... But I can drive purdy good with a couple beers in me... Up until about 20 eyars ago I owned and raced a ministock race car and raced in 10 lap "filler" features driving my Karmann Ghia race car at speeds up to like 'round 75 mph and always had a couple beers in me... And though I rubbed a little paint, which was normal racin', I never lost control of the car and had a couple 2nd palce finishes and almost always in the top 5 outta 10 or so cars...
But while I'm on the subject, the DC governemnt awile passed a .04 law meaning that if a cop thought you wwere impaired at .04 he could take you in fir DUI... Fir those of you who may not keep up with the laws, .08 is generally considered the cut off so the .04, which has just been changed, was like in some folks case a single drink ( 1 oz. of alcohol)...
Excuse me, think I'll go fetch another chilly one...