Alas alack these travelling tales
and all this native speak
To muddle me up, it never fails
But the outlook's not too bleak
At least "thank God" you're not from Wales
So my pressie won't be a leek.

....actually I quite like leeks come to think of it!!!!!
Och the noo Santa. I'm getting better VERY slowly on me smallpipes

A VERY VERY VERY good Sarah