John Flynn wrote "The Duck Song".

THE DUCK SONG
(John Flynn)

CHORUS: If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck
And there's duck-doo on your pickup truck
Buddy, you can bet your bottom buck
It ain't no armadillo.

1. My daddy told me long ago
'Bout two things every boy should know
One of them was the yellow snow
And the other was armadillos. CHORUS

2. If it ain't got claws and beady eyes
And armor plate above its thighs
Like a mutant rat in a tank disguise
It ain't no armadillo. CHORUS

3. Said use your ears, boy, use your eyes
No need to over-analyze
If it walks on two legs, swims and flies
It ain't no armadillo. CHORUS

REPEAT VERSE 1, THEN CHORUS 3X

© 1992 Flying Stone Music

Roger in Baltimore