The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #86419 Message #1608095
Posted By: Rapparee
18-Nov-05 - 08:58 AM
Thread Name: BS: Making cars smell bad
Subject: RE: BS: Making cars smell bad
Well, if you must do something AND you're willing to take the consequences:
* fast-drying epoxy or superglue in all the locks. Gorilla Glue would also work. (Also good for gas caps.)
* you can buy doe, fox, and other urines in a hunting store, like I mentioned before. Also skunk.
* lots of Liquid Joy dishwashing detergent in the gas.
* a tight-fitting paper cup over the exhaust pipe.
* a condom full of dog poop up the exhaust pipe until it falls into the muffler.
* a road-killed skunk wedged up into the engine block.
* a piece of rubber carefully laid across the engine.
Bad karma and worse will fall upon you if you do any of these things.