Dear Bert,

That's a great idea for a song! I've been museing over whatever happened to all the survivalists who took cover in the hills on New Year's Eve -- Are they still there, too embarrassed to come back to town? Or have some of them snuck back down and claiming that they just went to see their mother for a weekend visit? Maybe they're the ones who could use the extra baths with the water from Colorado!

-- Áine