To the tune of "Gonna Wash That Man Right Out My Hair" from South Pacific (no groans please)I'm gonna wash that bug right outta my hair
Gonna wash that bug right outta my hair
And leave Colorado dry!Or, to "Oklahoma"
Cooollooorado, where the tank's too full from Y2K
Where we all take baths 'til 2 millions' gone
And wash that bug right down the drain!
(near the end of the song, 'cause I'm not doing the WHOLE thing!)
Ay, yippee, yippee, Hey! It's only water!
We're squeaky clean, Colorado! Colorado, okay!