I would like an opportunity to decorate Winona Ryder's nude body with little tendrils of maple syrup...all over...poured slowly from a glass bottle so as to make tasty line drawings of pastoral scenes and passages of romantic poetry on Winona's skin. I would then like to lick all the maple syrup off, bit by bit. I figure that I could easily while away a few hours doing this.

I would also like to dress up in a really good gorilla suit or chimp suit and terrorize the town after dark...but I'm afraid some idiot would shoot me.

I would also like to drop a watermelon off the observation deck of the CN Tower (the World's tallest free-standing structure, and it's in Toronto, Canada!).

And I would very much like to put a pie in George Bush's face.

All of these are ideas that have their merits, I think, but present certain complications...