LH-doesn't Shat have more scalp tape than scalp hair?

It doesn't matter to me. I have been with some rather hairy fellers.
Yet maybe there's something to shaving the hair--anybody hear Robin Williams hear on late night tv awhile back about he's so hairy that:
He got to do a special visit to some Gorrillas at a zoo. He got to go right in with them, & one female hit on him. Not with her fist, either!