The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #16951 Message #161295
Posted By: Jeri
11-Jan-00 - 04:50 PM
Thread Name: There's gotta be a song here! (Challenge: lentils)
Subject: RE: There's gotta be a song here!
Now, my name is Jock Stewart I'm paranoid man, And a careful young fellow, I've been.
Don't be easy and free When you're dealin' wi' me. I'm a man you don't meet every day.
I have acres of land; A bomb shelter grand; I have always a gun aimed at you.
Now, I took out my gun, With my dog I did hide, In my shelter for chaos to come
I'm in a terrible mood but I've got lots of food And whiskey to drive care away
I watched the year change And I thought it so strange When everything worked the next day
I fell victim to fears Now I'm in beans to my ears And below ground I think I'll just stay.