Okay, fine, 'Spaw, ya' putz. I was just tryin' to make y'all feel better anywayz.

I think Alice said it best (that's the Alice that fell down the rabbit hole, not our Alice o' Montana): "there's no accounting for hair..."

EXCEPT: I will say that baldness isn't nearly the turnoff some men must think it is, given the incredible lengths they go to to try and disguise the fact that their "pink spot" has grown and grown" (hush, Mr. Paw, I know what you're thinking). I mean, take a look, if you can bear it, at Donald Trump, the Comb-over King. You'd think someone with more money than the Lord Gawd A'Mighty could figure out that growing his hair down to his heinie, then combing it up to his forehead is not, well, attractive.

Maybe the hormonal connection is just that men who are bald have USED UP more of their testosterone and men who still have their hair haven't and ...

but, lessee... what would THAT mean about Mr. Swan and Handsome Rick and little ol' YOU??? HMMMM???

Luv yew, Pansy Rue Ww Twidgett, Hunka-hunka burnin' Funka