Hey Flamenco Ted - From what I remember of many trips up there you have to pay for ALL types of hanky-panky in Hull
ALWAYS before and occasional times afterwards (Hull Uni has the largest VD research unit in GB)

I have to say that the sporran IS all leather - It probably just needs 'wearing in' - Yes I know how uncomfortable that will be and I KNOW it's supposed to worn outside!!!!!

Once again though you 'catters have all given great council and I will continue to wear my kilt(s) with pride