Kree-Gah!!! This is disturbin' news. I know this guy has been an icon around here for years and years. I was figurin' to get his help settin' up a home for retired chimps and other primates who can't get good housing in Chicago...the JWCFTTA (Johnny Weismuller Centre For Totally Trenchant Apes). Well, jeez, all of us primates here are gonna be beatin' the dum-dum nightly and holdin' prayer meetings for you, old pal. You are one human who almost makes it as an ape, and we hold you in high regard.

Even Shatner ain't got your moxie, man. Only Kong is bigger than you.

If you need grooming, I got a pal I can send over. Just let me know.