In high school, after reading the first few pages of Lord of the Flies, I told the English teacher that I should not have been subjected to a book as filthy as that, so she let me choose another one to do a report on. I picked a Dickens I'd already read in Jr. Hi.
kTale of Two Cities, I think. I was really just being lazy.

Some years back, I read The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus Christ & thought it bunk.