Weel Helen and Elf, ah've pit yer wee bit ditty through thon Babel Fish, an ah kin tell ye this thon wee fish is jist confoozled. Wan thing ah kin tell ye is that whitiver it is meant tae be, it's made up frae a collection o' Googlewhacks.
Michty me ah'm fair scunnered wi tryin' tae mak ony sense oot o' yer maunderin's
Yer ain wee chiel.
Giok