"How to Seduce a Sudbury Skank" - No flippin' good! I read the whole flippin' thing, all 150 chapters, and tried 'em all...struck out every flippin' time! The guy that wrote this book is an idiot. He knows flip-all about seducing girls. He o9ughta get a good kick in the mungoberries, eh?

"How to Make it with French Girls" - Same flippin' story. A total waste of my time and money...or it would've been if I had paid for it. I borrowed it, eh? From the liberry. I would take it back, but I don't want other guys to waste their time like I did, so it's still here.

"How to Get Free Beer" - This book had no, like, new ideas in it, cos I have already tried 'em all, so it was, like, a real major d8isappointment to me, eh? Why ain't there no original ideas out there anymore? Why do people buy books that ain't nothin' but a sorry rehash of 9old tired ideas that every idiot out there knew bythe time he was knee high to a turkey?

I am givin' up on puttin' my faith in "How To" books. Instead, I am gonna write one.   

- BDiBR