Two comments:

About Madeline, my best friend was known to say: "Pet her, she purrs, pet her, she purrs, pet her, she BITES, slap her, she purrs."
So was that a cat?

If it is proper to use the tag line "God created cats so men could understand women" why ain't it also proper to say:

"God created dogs so women could understand men"

Hmmmmm?