Here's two parodies from href="http://blog.oftheoctopuses.com/000518.php">This Website
which is listed in Google as "Wheee! Blog" but is called "Octoblog" by its members.

"to the tune of 'On Top of Spaghetti']
On top of the schoolhouse
All covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
With a .44 slug

I went to her funeral,
I went to her grave.
Some people threw flowers,
I threw a grenade.

It blew up the city.
It blew up the town.
It blew my poor teacher
Right out of the ground.

Now it seems my poor teacher,
Was not quite dead.
So I took a machete,
And I chopped off her head.


Christmas, a time of peace... right?

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa lalalalalala lala la
Strike a match and watch it gleam
Fa lalalalalala lala la
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Fa lalalalalala lala la
Aren't glad you played with matches?
Fa lalalalalala lala la"

posted by Cassi at April 17, 2004 [re-posted with permission from that site's members]

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Cassi has some other gems on that thread. If you're interested in children's rhymes, check it out!

BTW: That website has a closed membership, but guests may post on that schoolyard games thread.