London... rainbow... neat!

Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada is Chocolate, being on the "Chocolate River", the once mighty Peticodiac River, where a tidal bore three feet high or more and over a mile wide would roar in and fascinate. A river that teemed with salmon, trout, shad, dolhins, seals, and others. A river that carried a hundred wooden sailing ships a day.

Then, some idiots built a causeway and fucked up the natural order of things. Now it's a few hundred feet of chocolate coloured turbulence, bordered by chocolate colored mud flats that ain't no good fer nothin, a toxic dump and a sewage plant. And the bore is a bore.

But hey, our baseball team is called The Moncton Mudcats, so it was all worthwhile, eh?